Why Is Your Site Not Ranking? The Reason (in Rhyme)
So you want your site
To rank up high
We have quite a job
I’ll tell you why
When we search for your keyword
Your site does view
Way down on the list
Rank three hundred and two
Your homepage has five versions
.html, .php
/index, /default
And the original, you see
Your links are all Java
Your navigation’s in Flash
Google has just one page of yours
Stored in its cache
Your title and description tags
Are all the same
The only keyword that refers surfers
Is your name
URLs are dynamic
Lots of errors in your code
Your homepage takes
Two minutes to load
Half your site content
Is password protected
Including “Terms of Use” –
Plagiarism, you suspected?
Your PageRank is zero
Backlinks twenty-one
But eleven from link farms
Ten from the blog of your son
Bumping your site up
Won’t be easy
And rapid acceleration
Can make one queasy
But hold on tight
And we’ll give it a go
Search Engine Overhaul
That’s SEO
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September 2nd, 2009 by Aviva B
Posted in SEO
9 Comments »
fantastic!
Amazing – This will definitely go viral
Debi, this is adorable. Really, really great.
G R E A T !!!
@Gidon, Charlie, A SOldier’s Mother:
Thanks so much for the feedback! It’s nice to know when people enjoy.
@Charlie – you’re welcome to start it off. I’ve heard it’s not such good form to viral-push your own work.
Posted it on Twittr and Facebook, got a couple of retweets
Here are the bitly stats http://bit.ly/info/18HzO9
Amazing!
@Mark, Joshua – Thanks! Glad you enjoyed.
@Charlie – thanks for passing it on,
Debi, this is great, you should add video to this with examples